You and I know that my boyfriend is a HUGE Harrison Ford Nerd nerd. His house has Millennium Falcon collectibles all over - a full back tattoo from Indiana Jones, a full size Han in Carbonite sculpture in the living room. It’s major.
We just had a new bed delivered. And halfway through the tempurpedic set up team’s work, Jared comes into the office where I’m working and is giggling his ass off.
"The condom wrapper from last night is still on the dresser and there’s a WHIP hanging on the wall and we’re having a $$$$ bed delivered that has a remote control adjustment for 100 ergonomic positions. What must these guys think?!?!?!"